If you try to get someone fired from their job because they are gay, just know, they didn't choose to be gay but you chose to be an asshole.

I don't mind $65 condoms, but the $3000 applicator and the $5000 refills are bullshit.

Dear news magazines, how about giving future killers LESS detailed info about hiding dead bodies? Just a thought.

Google maps street view shows my cousin on my porch. So guess who helicoptered his balls on the porch 3 hours straight for nothing.