I have GoDaddy written on my balls....but do I get a commercial? No. SEXIST BASTARDS!

I am going to buy products from ANY company that DOESN'T have animals and or babies in their commercial. #superbowl

Anyone that doesn't think that the auto industry is back...watch every other #Superbowl commercial. Also back, bad writing.

GoDaddy.condom should be the name.

Eating healthy is as bad as people say quiting smoking is....also, how do you get blood out of your socks?

I'm going to start wearing knock offs of Cee Lo Green's outfits. Bald black dudes......UNITE!!!