Blink once if you hear the tone, blink twice if you've figured out that I'm not your Doctor and just escaped from the mental hospital.

It's justifiable homicide if you hunt down and finish off people who send you spam text messages, right? SHUT UP! YOU DON'T SMELL ANYTHING AND THAT HOLE WAS THERE BEFORE I GOT HERE!

A friend got upset because a local news anchor he crushes on is dating someone. I don't have the heart to tell him I'm also fucking her. ;-)


Blink once if you hear the tone, blink twice if you've figured out that I'm not your Doctor and just escaped from the mental hospital.