Please, someone come up with a tape showing Marcus Bachmann getting blown by Rick Santorum.

We know when you call the president "Terrorist" & "Secret Muslim", you mean "Nigger" but you can't say it. I CAN say THIS ..."Fuck you".

Shouldn't VA be shut down by now? I mean, state sanctioned, forced vaginal insertions? When does forced ANAL get added to prostate exams?

"They're about to computerize pharmacies making it harder to pill shop. Take that!"
- Guy who lost his girl to a pill dealer

I just put an Activia in my fridge next to a regular yogurt....my god...the BLOOD! I should have never left them alone. They weren't ready.