Ever been told to do something, follow the instructions perfectly, then been yelled at by the ungrateful person who took up YOUR time? That.

I'm telling you, Flo from Progressive looks like she is a dominatrix on the weekends. Nerdy women do some freaky stuff...I've been told...

Stars in the galaxy...trillions, people on twitter 100's of millions...people who star your tweets...5-10. Still feel important?

New twitter just took off it's pants and showed me that it's really old Facebook. That's cool. I'm a supporter of Social Media transgenders.

Chloraseptic WON'T stop a pitbull from biting you...but he MAY enjoy the throat soothing freshness and CHOOSE to bite someone else instead.