Super Congress. Yeah, those people are ALWAYS responsible with power...so let's give them MORE! (Will they use a condom next time?)

Damned debt deal. If my grandma's check is smaller, I'm going to be pissed. It better still be worth doping her up and stealing...uh. What?

Primetime isn't ready for ME.

They should have a class, that improves people's ability to look at you and know that they really should STFU now.

I have a crush on "Coupon Suzy."