ALWAYS go with your passion...unless it's weird. Then cut that sh*t out! MY passion? It involves women's butts and...whoa, I'm not telling!

If you're THAT bad at hitting on the woman at the next table, don't get mad at us for snickering at you.

Dear S&P, here's a message from EVERYONE. F*ck you.

Michele Bachmann's Newsweek Cover is Out! Followed by a large increase in darts sales and a decrease in toilet paper sales. Coincidence?