Mitt Romney is right. Corporations ARE people....AND they've been screwing us for YEARS.

The "Cookie Monster" is f*cking Bert & Ernie. Deal with it.

Women take 2 types of showers. The "Just wanna be clean" & The "A head will be buried in my ass". If you date me ALWAYS take shower two.

Dear TV, how long until you lower yourself to doing flatulence lighting contests with frat boy judges?