Steve Jobs steps down from Apple. The first person that does an Obama "lost JOBS" joke gets kicked in the groin. ;-)

Kim K marries a white guy, east coast earthquake, Steve Jobs quits...yeah, big things happen in threes.

The odds of me EVER AGAIN enjoying a vagina that hasn't pushed out a baby (OR 4) are getting increasingly slim...yes, I'm getting old...

Oh websites with your language and subject matter filters and rules, I will confound thee regularly with my mastery of euphemisms & Ebonics!