"Uh....we've got nothing." - The Onion drawing a blank on lampooning Romney after his stupid comments on the 47%

Mitt Romney’s dog took the hidden video.

Dear people that are JUST NOW realizing that Mitt Romney is a huge d-bag...you're the ONE that STILL hasn't found WALDO yet, aren't you?

Dear Victoria's Secret model that I'll be marrying after I'm rich....please bring some of your work clothes home. Thanks.