I'm going to re-mortgage my house, take CIALIS® and drive a Hoveround®. No I don't do EVERYTHING commercials say! *takes back pay day loan*

I'm ALREADY registered to vote...PLEASE try to intimidate me... please! It would be so much fun for me to crush one of those assholes!

That sharp pain? It's the fork in your ass, you're done.

I'm going to pitch a NEW talent show called "Pushed into the spotlight BEFORE you have the appropriate skill set!" it's gonna be AWESOME!!!!!