If I ever meet a woman who tastes like Checkers French fries, I'm marrying her on the spot!

Breaking fake news! Mitt Romney enlarges his prostate on purpose before speaking to an AARP group. Film at 11!

"Hold it, you can just say NO I won't show my taxes and get away with it!?!"
- Wesley Snipes yelling at Fox News on his TV

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore! Actually, an ebullism would kill you first. This song is stupid!

iphone 5...no. Magic penis...yes. I win.

Wait until Mitt Romney finds out that the Cayman Island bank he used is really the new scam by the Nigerian email scam dudes.