Jimmy Hoffa & Waldo are sitting on a unicorn reading Romney's tax returns right now. We'll see them when they're finished.

Gorgeous women that always look pissed off...stop that please. Thanks.

Please...please...someone tell me all about which celebrities are screwing each other!?! Please. I have no life. Just kidding STFU!!!!!!

HAIL SATA...I mean, how is your weekend so far?

If you call customer service about a forgotten password and find out it's "Superdick Mcpussystretcher" I'll laugh at you and tweet about it.