The tablet computer that I purchased 3 months ago works just fine computer industry. Blow me.

Paul Ryan. (No joke needed)

Just saw clips of the movie that started the riots overseas. I burned up some shit afterward. It was freaking awful.

Dear FUTURE drunk drivers, I think we have enough evidence that doing that is a BAD idea, so cut it out... you mindless morons!

I don't want to see Kate Middleton's tits. I want to see my new neighbor's tits. Sorry French magazines.

The riots illustrate how much freedom we have in America. We're so free our Presidential candidates can lie on TV even when PROVEN wrong.

Killing people..."for god". I think you're reading the books wrong.