The iphone 6 will be powered by a hamster wheel. But you still have to go to the Apple store to replace your dead hamsters.

Smile, you're on ♪ ♫ "Candid insensitive, heartless, inaccurate, bigoted comment camera!" ♪ ♫
(Mitt Romney reality show theme song)

Oh yeah, well 47% of YOUR supporters have 47 million dollars, have 47% of their money in offshore accounts or have a 47 IQ!

America, please stop letting people who don't give a damn about you this close to the Presidency. Leave tightrope walking to the Walendas.

“Man, Mitt Romney really messed up! I wouldn’t want to be HIM right now!”
-Jerry Sandusky