"I want to regularly put my penis in you." - Pick up artist at a Sodium Pentothal bar

My exit door is one way. Don't bother to look for your stuff, it's in the air and will be landing on the ground in front of you in 3...2...

"Why wear robes and sheets when we can wear our regular clothes and just block the vote?" - Racists


Dear people who start conversations with us as if we heard what was going on in your head BEFORE we got there, we DIDN'T and you're annoying