Apparently, the people in THIS restaurant think Sean Hannity's REAL first name is "Fuck".

Breaking! 2 Kindle fire HD’s seen leaving the scene of an ipad assault. The iphone 5 can’t testify because of update problem. Film at 11!

Dear Rush, space out your bigoted lies a little. When you do it EVERY DAY, you sound like a pill head who's losing his mind and...Oh.

Breaking fake news! Yahoo apologizes for saying CHRISTINA HENDRICKS has “Imperfections” They just misspelled “Mmm…PERFECTION!" Film at 11!