Sunday, August 26, 2012

Todd Akin tried to glue my penis closed.

I want to start group called Americans for AMERICAN'S Prosperity. The difference between mine and the OTHER one? My title WON'T be a lie.

Breaking T.O. cut by the Seahawks.
....this JUST in, I don't care.
Film at 11.

Children, THAT is a phone-cord. Yes, It's a real thing....I AM NOT LYING!

If I was AL Bundy, Peg would get laid several times a day. And several times per night too. Alright, 3 times per week. I've got things to do

"Ahahahahahahaha!"
- Me to my ex's smug new guy as I hear in my head the ticking of the emotional time bomb that's going to go off. Sucker.

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