Dear smart women....I want to be IN you. Just thought you should know.

I love the ladies on our Olympic volleyball team! NO NOT THAT WAY! Okay, THAT way but NOT JUST that way. They are awesome!

A lady that I like playfully told me to "Kiss her ass." She has no idea that I have that on my "To do soon and often" list.

I get a kick out of watching these super strong male gymnasts needing to be picked up by some dude to reach the men's high bar.

Please hire me to be in the fake audience in an infomercial so I can scream out "THIS product killed my grandma!"

"Sustained Olympic coverage". That's what I call sex with me in the missionary position. It's better than the previous name "Hey, I tried!"