Monday, August 27, 2012


Sign in the gym:

"DON'T BANG THE WEIGHTS"

Feeling in my heart:

"YOU can't deny our love!!!!!!"

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What's with Gordon Ramsay and FIRE in all of his show openings? I'd keep an eye on that guy...

I give anxiety attacks to anxiety attacks! I pimp slap headaches! I have an exaggerated view of my abilities in fantasy scenarios!

After the definition of RAPE in the dictionary, it says "If you think out of wedlock pregnancy is the same thing, you are a fucking moron"


"Pump up the racists! Pump up the racists!
Pump up the racists! Dance! Dance!"
- New Romney Campaign song

Politicians NOW in power, you do know that your draconian laws will eventually be in the hands of a pissed off opposing politician, right?

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