Breaking fake news! After seeing the record sales yesterday, Chick-fil-A's founder announces that he's "Not fond of the coloreds either!"

I've dated 4 of the 83 million fake users on Facebook.

Ladies, shave your armpits CLEAN please. I'm tired of the stubble burns on my face and genitals. Thanks, your friend, S. Anthony

Hey, MEN are different than WOMEN. So, now that I've made this discovery, where's my short lived, lame, career damaging daytime talk show?