Dear NEXT serious girlfriend....oooohhhh are YOU going to get it good!

Shark Tank. Watched it. No Sharks, no tanks. I will be filing a class action lawsuit in the morning...

Chest of drawers files restraining order on Clint Eastwood citing extreme verbal harassment. Film at 6 & 11!

The President JUST sent ME an email thanking ME. I bet you losers don't get email from...THE PRESIDENT! (Huh? Form letter? Awkward...)

I just started watching Clint Eastwood in "The Outlaw Josey Wales" and I can swear that my empty chairs are planning an attack on my TV screen...