Shortcuts are for suckers!

*takes shortcut, wins*

Believing THAT is for even BIGGER suckers!

Dear racist guys blocking the vote. ALL of the old black people in my family and their friends have ID now. Ha!

Are people STILL swift boating? Hint: when they have a name for the tactic, stop using it. Also, you people are dick heads.


Dear 20 year old, thanks for flirting with me. I'll NEVER do you...but it's nice to know that I could.

Much love,

S. Anthony