Please stop talking about your just jailed again boyfriend so loudly...and with such knowledge of the specific judges personality traits...

"I'll take your word for it skank!" is not the right answer to ANY question EVER.

"Wow, what a sellout!" - Michael Steele watching Ron Christie on TV

ANYTHING is possible. Notice that guy over there peeing into your car? See? There's proof!

MALE meteorologist....on MY favorite news station? No. I will not have this....

On Madden 13, the players get kicked out of the game for head butting the cheerleaders. They get extra points for getting them pregnant.

I'd marry someone in show business. My being LOW maintenance would make me perfect for them... *looks at asst* "I" have to push send!?!