Saturday, May 7, 2011

In addition to the "Employees must wash hands" sign, how about an "Employees please don't drip sweat in the food" sign? Thanks.

If you lie to me, say goodbye to me. #yup

Even if you try to name it a "low five to the butt cheeks" will still get your ass beaten on the subway.

As I look around at the people around me, all I can say is "Helloooooo Peter Principle!"

Stick with cardio. You can't burn fat in the microwave. Also, you cannot fit in a microwave. Write that down so you won't forget.

Hey, sports radio...enough bin laden talk from YOU!!!!

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