In addition to the "Employees must wash hands" sign, how about an "Employees please don't drip sweat in the food" sign? Thanks.

If you lie to me, say goodbye to me. #yup

Even if you try to name it a "low five to the butt cheeks"...you will still get your ass beaten on the subway.

As I look around at the people around me, all I can say is "Helloooooo Peter Principle!"

Stick with cardio. You can't burn fat in the microwave. Also, you cannot fit in a microwave. Write that down so you won't forget.

Hey, sports radio...enough bin laden talk from YOU!!!!