I had a discussion with my mom about the need for critical thinking classes in schools. She agreed with me that they should exist, and also that a system designed to manufacture "wage slaves", would never create within it the keys to the chains that bind. Yeah, my mom and I are cool and smart.

When I watch cable news, I start to think that it's time to open a tin foil hat franchise...business will boom now!

It's funny how much that I want to sleep with famous women until I meet them. Then, I want to sleep with them VERY much. Yup.

When banks merge, who sleeps in the wet spot afterward?

I released my birth certificate. It came back. It must love me.