I choke out a couple people on my lawn and all of a sudden my cousin's dates are "Scared of ME" WHY!?!

"No, YOU hang up first!" "No, YOU hang up first!" - 2 very polite auto erotic asphyxiation practitioners

Newt Gingrich, making syrup of ipecac obsolete since 94'

Mike Huckabee announces that he will NOT run for President. In OTHER news, I have decided NOT to challenge Dwight Howard to a dunk contest.