I'm banging Arnold Schwarzenegger. NO, YOU'RE desperate for attention!!!

I've "Been with" a few nannies already, so, future wife, don't worry. I've gotten the nanny banging out of my system already. #notfamousyet

When do we vote on Microsoft, Google and Apple subsidies?

Google "Santorum" RIGHT NOW!!!! Hahahahahahahaha! So appropriate!Hahahahahahahaha!

If THESE politicians are the ILLUMINATI...no thanks. I didn't know that ILLUMINATI translated to "Rich d-bags"