Ladies, here's some advice from a "Good Man". When you see us do something nice or special for our lady, FOR EXAMPLE:
Notice her wince when she moves her neck and WITHOUT thinking begin to massage her or rub her feet.
Arrive when he says he will.
Actually be able to cook.
NOT be annoyed (outwardly) when "The Girls" are over AGAIN.
Being happy only f*cking HER, and doing it OFTEN and BRILLIANTLY.
Please DON'T say stupid sh!t like, "Boy, you've got him trained!" It's NOT funny. Some of us came out of the box that way. To an evolved man it's as insulting to us as being objectified is to you. Thanks.
P.S. This does not apply to you if you give us some booty on the side. (C'mon, you knew I was going to throw a joke in here somewhere!)