You guys didn't really think Trump was running...did you?

Breaking News! Trump says he will personally UNLOCK the NFL players after chanting "Look at me!" for an hour outside of his casino film @ 11

Donald Trump, please say that you're boning John Ensign, please! It'll get you ATTENTION!....

KFC $5 meals. $5 foot longs at Subway. Prostitutes, it's YOUR move.