My car is parked under my tree, my tree sheds pink flowers, every time I go somewhere it looks like I was the pace car at a Hindu wedding.

Breaking News! S. Anthony Thomas has chosen NOT to release the death photos of his last relationship. Full story at 11!

Meryl Streep to play Osama Bin Laden in bio pic. She...is...good.

I also yell "Geronimo, geronimo, geronimo!", after I "Shoot". Ladies?

WARNING!! The next person that responds to what is obviously a joke with a serious response...is getting pimp slapped. You have been warned.