No Microsoft, I love waiting 7 years for my computer to boot up. Don't solve THAT problem. Just give me more pretty colors!
I've NEVER cheated, It's not worth it. Convince her to get it on with the stripper WITH YOU. (The more you know....)
Political wives, I am offering MY service to you. I will happily sleep with you to help you get back at your husbands. Also, I just want sex
How long after I'm famous should I wait to sell out?
Regarding that last post, I didn't write it. My servant's, servant's, butler's, assistant's, intern did. (This post sponsored by Pepsi)