Women think it's charming when I call their boob sweat "Titty Gravy".
I must be cute...
A real man motorboats butt cheeks too.
You gave me a FORK with my chili? WHAT AM I AN ANIMAL!?!
"Karaoke" is Japanese for "I'm trying to make you kill me in public"
Answer: "I can't believe it's not butter"
Question: "Okay, if you're to lazy to go to the store for lube what are you going to use?"
"Karaoke" is Japanese for "I'm trying to make you kill me in public"
Answer: "I can't believe it's not butter"
Question: "Okay, if you're to lazy to go to the store for lube what are you going to use?"
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