Dear billionaires running for President....WHY?
That's like Ron Jeremy getting enlargement surgery!
That's like ME getting even cuter!
I don't tweet for popularity, or money, or stars or RT's...
I tweet in that vacuum for the sheer joy of knowing I'm an undiscovered genius.
"Don't say anything, but this "Blacks only" water fountain tastes better... I mean how would I know?"
- Dude who talks too much circa 1955
Oh! NOW I understand the law of diminishing returns! Yup, they were so right about that!
I trick people with bait and switch and switch back. Oh, wait.
"This is getting old!"
- A dumb guy 5 seconds before being knocked out by his wife for pointing at her while saying that
I need a new marketing team. The sales of my "Armpit hair extender for Women" just won't take off...
"Breaking NEWS! President Obama was born on MARS!"
- Dumbasses
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