“Using “God” as an excuse for being a bigot….is not cool.”
— Normal people

I'm waiting for Tyler Perry and Donald Trump to do battle in a "Name Things after Myself off". The winner gets to name the trophy...after himself.

I would NEVER stand in the street over someone ELSE'S marriage...unless it would help ME marry Serena Williams. Then I'd protest all DAY!


"Whoa! Why are you asking US about Marriage Equality? We just pick Presidents!"
- Supreme Court


"You've been driving 'round town with the girl I love and I just shot yooooooou!"
Cee Lo sees your ass through a scope