Sunday, March 3, 2013

I just put my junk in a roll from Subway.

The rolls really are 12 inches long.

 FYI, those two sentences have nothing to do with each other.

Why don't I act "Thirsty" (begging women for attention in an embarrassing way)? It's probably the whole "Access to ACTUAL vaginas" thing...

Congress is confusing, I mean all of the old white guys I know AREN'T crazy. There must be something in the water in DC. (Yeah, cash)

Sunday blows worse than Monday. Thursday does anal.

Religious? Me? Nope.

Default feeling for people...positive? Me? Yup.

Willing to waste time? Me? Nope.

Making a huge change? Me?


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