Sunday, March 3, 2013

I just put my junk in a roll from Subway.

The rolls really are 12 inches long.

 FYI, those two sentences have nothing to do with each other.
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Why don't I act "Thirsty" (begging women for attention in an embarrassing way)? It's probably the whole "Access to ACTUAL vaginas" thing...

Congress is confusing, I mean all of the old white guys I know AREN'T crazy. There must be something in the water in DC. (Yeah, cash)

Sunday blows worse than Monday. Thursday does anal.
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Religious? Me? Nope.

Default feeling for people...positive? Me? Yup.

Willing to waste time? Me? Nope.

Making a huge change? Me?



YUP.

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