"Hi Congress, here's your seats, we've been waiting for you!"
- The wrong side of History finally greets it's highly anticipated guests

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America has spoken. It doesn't like YOU. It loves ME though.


"No one really gives a shit about what you have to say."
- S. Anthony gives a super short social media talk

Would it be okay to bang you because you're Irish?

Is there a pain killer that stops headaches caused by being around idiots?