Expect NOTHING from OTHERS and EVERYTHING from YOURSELF. Your life is now better than It was 7 seconds ago. You're welcome.

If I marry a famous lady and people call me Mr. (Her last name) to bother me...I will go home, laugh at you, then bang her in my Bugatti.


NEVER allow another person define you or your worth.

Why?

I talked to EVERYONE and they genuinely think you're a huge piece of shit.


"Choose happiness. Yeah, choose happiness because, huh? There IS wine!?! Oh well then I guess happiness just chose ME!"

- Drunk people


I have an Easter Bunny that actually shits Hershey®'s Kisses®!
THANKS MONSANTO!