...and if you order NOW, we put you on a special list of stupid people with no impulse control and too much disposable income!

Guns don't kill people, my car does...so....GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY I'M IN A HURRY!!!!!!!!

Go hard or go home... then get hard again and go for yourself.

If I could tap into the strength that mom's get when they pick up cars off of their kids...let's just say I wouldn't wait in line anymore.

Male Prostitutes' balls are buy one get one free.

Movies are NOT lies! I ALWAYS dispense life improving advice to my white friends, then disappear into a ray of sun as I walk away.