Saturday, March 16, 2013

The valet was weird. What kind of Name is "Imma Kartheif"? Wait a minute...

"Yeah, I do charity work... can I have some ass now?" is not going to be as effective as my dating coach says. I want my $200 back!

An apple a day, keeps the doctor away. True. (Full disclosure, I hit my doctor in the face with an apple)

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