That was fun! Who gets to be Pope tomorrow?

NEW Pope arrives...Google Reader leaves....and I've NEVER seen them in the same place. Hmmm....

NOW "Stars" are DIVING!?! How far away are we from a show called "Throw sharp objects at the FORMERLY famous!"?

Dear commercial people, NEVER use a cover of a James Brown song...EVER! Real JB only. These other people sound like trash juice smells, bad.

I no longer have HIGH blood pressure because my blood pressure is in rehab. Wait, what?


I'm thinking of stuffing socks in my pants....because I date women who like my genitals to smell like feet. NO YOU'RE SICK!