"Greater is he that is in you than he that is in the world!"
- S. Anthony putting his penis into his date's vagina

I'm going to expect my FUTURE wife to convert to MY religion. I practice GiveSAnthonyEndlessbootyism. Hey, I take my religion SERIOUSLY!

Holding up a kindle fire instead of a magazine while taking care of yourself is LESS embarrassing...I've been told by OTHERS. Who AREN'T me.


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