Dear smokers, I have a disease that makes me piss out fires. Sure, I like the applause and the shouts of "Wow, what amazing junk!" But..

If you think extremists are crazy NOW, wait until the first atheist, transgender President. Please let it happen soon.....puhleeeeeeze!

Hey 25 year old, the 16 year olds at the bus stop are not a jail bait buffet. Keep it moving or I'll put my size 13 shoes in your ass.