Wednesday, June 13, 2012

The first woman I meet that can juggle with her getting a FOURTH date. Yup.

Someone tell Madonna to stop showing me her titties....NO Rihanna, YOU can continue!

Women with beautiful asses that wear shorts, EVERYONE is looking and EVERYONE wants some. There, mystery solved.

If these commercials are any indication, Three's Company reruns cause cancer, make you need to buy a Hoveround®...and glue things together.

I have NEVER danced while eating a hamburger, and NOW I know why I haven't been in ANY commercials.

I don't have a hairy chest, but if a lady I like wants that....two words "Super" "Glue"...

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