The bird that keeps attacking me has no idea that I slipped a few bucks to the neighborhood cats. I didn't want this...I was pushed to it!

Now that you're following my new account, let me tell you about Amway....

*large guys block exit

* Sit...back...down!

 *opens catalogue*


I DON'T want to switch to YOUR religion, I've already formed the bad habit of thinking for myself... sorry.

Pushing the envelope...then the stamp...then four bucks....NO, YOU MAKE GOING TO THE POST OFFICE TOO DRAMATIC!!!

Slowly put on latex gloves while staring at strangers. FUN!