Americans for Prosperity (just not YOURS dumbasses) - The day after a truth in parenthesis law passes
Dear beautiful Asian woman on the trapeze wearing the Spider-man outfit, I ALREADY love you MORE that I could ever love the movie.
Anyone else watch the women's swimming trials bottomless? I mean...I don't. I was asking about YOUR habits. YES I WAS!
"Fuck cats and anyone who likes them! In fact, fuck the play "Cats" too!"
- Guy who NEVER wants to get laid in his life