Blah yada, blah yada, blah yada. (Yeah, I mixed them. I'm starting a new thing)

Uh oh, Obamacare is upheld. Now we need border patrol up north too. You Canadians will not get our American jobs! Hell, we can't either!

I was born with a "Magic Mike". Yeah, make a movie about THIS.

There is "Hot" and there is "Hot compared to the people in the office" Learn this and avert embarrassment. You're welcome.

Hey potassi-YUCK! Nice shoes loser! *gives potassium a wedgie*
- Potassium's FIRST day at Vitamin/Mineral High School