A friend tells me that porn looks great on A Kindle Fire in a McDonald's drive thru. He's weird...And NOT me.

My doctor says that all is well with me, who knew burning sensations, puss and vomiting were normal?

A new poll says Democrats are LESS engaged this election than Repubs... an even NEWER poll says that they are idiots.

Did YOU know that Medea was Tyler Perry? How long were you people going to keep this from me!?!

Do you know why short stories are so popular? Because sometimes people need to shut the hell up.