Tuesday, July 10, 2012

SUBWAY® to replace Avocado topping with a new Higgs Boson and garlic spread.  You CAN'T see it, but it sure tastes GREAT! (July only)

HEY! The All Star Game! Yeah! *smirks, turns off TV and goes to Netflix*

I want to smack a relationship self help author over the head with a fitness self help author.

Honey Nut Cheerios was my stripper name...then some large company took it. Bastards!!!

In honor of all sports having an all star game, I'm going to stop in the middle of all activities to perform a meaningless version of them.

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