The more sex I get in a relationship, the happier I am. Weird huh?

Dates and web pages are the same, If I like you and decide to click on you, you'd better not redirect me to someplace else...


Types of lady flirting:

1) I'll flirt with you just because you're a guy

2) Not bad, I might give you some

3) Hammer me NOW!

The please touch museum is NOT what you think. Sorry lady.

I get it, YOU two do it and it's cool. I turn my hat backwards and sag my pants and it's "C'mon Unc, you're embarrassing us!" Racists! Huh?

Foursquare. No. That is all.